Maui oceanfront values generally run between $1200-$3000 per square foot depending upon what part of the island one is considering and the condition of the home one is discussing. Heck, that's NOTHING!

1. Avenue Princess Grace, Monaco — $17,750 per square foot.

2. Severn Road, Hong Kong — $11,200 per square foot.

3. Fifth Avenue, New York City — $7,500 per square foot.

4. Kensington Palace Gardens, London — $7,196 per square foot.

5. Avenue Montaigne, Paris — $5,046 per square foot.

6. Ostozhenka, Moscow — $3,738 per square foot

7. Via Suvretta, St. Moritz — $3,551 per square foot

8. Carolwood Drive, Beverly Hills — $2,803 per square foot

9. Wolseley Road, Sydney — $2,616 per square foot.

10. Altamount Road, Mumbai — $2,336 per square foot.

Us? We'd rather be sitting on Maui oceanfront real estate!